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2009-8-5 星期三(Wednesday) 晴
Send Him the Account
Send Him the Account
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A doctor and a lowyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who a asked advice on how to handle his stomach ulcer. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to the lawyer and asked, "How do you handle the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"
"Just send an account for such advice,"replied the lawyer.
On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issued the stomach-ulcer-stricken man a $60 account.
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# posted by 插座 @ 2009-08-05 22:05 | 正常 分类:上班这件事 |评论(0)| 浏览:297 | 送小红花 推荐指数:0
2009-7-20 星期一(Monday) 晴
Good First Impression
A young doctor was just setting up his first office. He
had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished
with equipment and fittings.

Then his secretary told him there was a man to see him.
The doctor wanted to make a good first impression by
having the man think he was successful and very busy. He
told his secretary to show the man in.

At that moment, the doctor picked up the telephone and
pretended to be having a conversation with a patient. The
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# posted by 插座 @ 2009-07-20 23:12 | 正常 分类:上班这件事 |评论(0)| 浏览:311 | 送小红花 推荐指数:0
2009-7-15 星期三(Wednesday) 晴
In Prison VS. at Work
In Prison VS. at Work

IN PRISON... You spend the majority of your time in an
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8X10 cell.
AT WORK... You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... You get three meals a day.
AT WORK... You only get a break for one meal and you have

to pay for it.

IN PRISON... You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... You get rewarded for good behavior with more

work.

IN PRISON... A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for
......
# posted by 插座 @ 2009-07-15 23:14 | 正常 分类:上班这件事 |评论(0)| 浏览:433 | 送小红花 推荐指数:0
2009-1-24 星期六(Saturday) 晴
I GIVE YOU MY LOVE
I GIVE YOU MY LOVE

When you meet and fall in love with the person of your dreams, the world around you is renewed and infused with a special kind of happiness that can only be understood by hearts in love. You celebrate every new sunrise, make promises, and dream about a future spent together...forever.
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给你我的爱

当你遇到梦中情人,世界会焕然一新,你被幸福包围,那种甜蜜只有恋爱中的人才能体会。你会为每天的日出喝彩,海誓山盟,憧憬未来相守一生............
# posted by 插座 @ 2009-01-24 22:14 | 正常 分类:美文誦典 |评论(1)| 浏览:303 | 送小红花 推荐指数:0
2009-1-24 星期六(Saturday) 晴
I KNEW I HAD BEEN TOUCHED BY LOVE
I KNEW I HAD BEEN TOUCHED BY LOVE

I knew I had been touched by love...
the first time I saw you
and i felt your warmth
and heard your laughter.

I knew I had been touched by love...
when I was hurting from
something that happened,
and you came alone
and made the hurt go away.

我知道我已被爱触动

我知道我已被爱触动...
当我第一次遇见你,
感觉你的温暖,
听到你的笑声。

我知道我已被爱触动...
当我因某些事
受到伤害,
你只身而来,
抚平我的创伤。......
# posted by 插座 @ 2009-01-24 22:03 | 正常 分类:美文誦典 |评论(0)| 浏览:350 | 送小红花 推荐指数:0
2008-6-30 星期一(Monday) 晴
I Know
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, "Did you actually see the accident?"

The witness,"Yes,sir."

The lawyer,"How far away were you when the accident happened?"

The witness, "Twenty-nine feet, eight and one quarter inches."

The lawyer smiled (thinking he'd trap the witness), "Well,sir,will you tell the jury how you know it was exactly that distance?"

The witness,"Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that question."
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# posted by 插座 @ 2008-06-30 00:43 | 正常 分类:上班这件事 |评论(0)| 浏览:361 | 送小红花 推荐指数:0
2008-6-30 星期一(Monday) 晴
I''m not a quitter
A young lady came in for her interview with the human resource department of a large company and handed the executive her application.

As the executive began to scan her resume, he noticed that she had been fired from every job she'd ever held.

"I must say," said the executive, "your work history is terrible. You've been fired from every job."

"Yes," said the lady.

"Well," continued the executive,"there's not much positive in that."

"Well," said the woman as she poked the application. "At least I'm not a quitter!"
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# posted by 插座 @ 2008-06-30 00:26 | 正常 分类:上班这件事 |评论(0)| 浏览:343 | 送小红花 推荐指数:0
2008-6-29 星期日(Sunday) 晴
I don''t have to
The boss returned from luch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up.

Everybody, but one young man laughed uproariously.

"What's the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't you got a sense of humor?"

"I don't have to laugh," he smiled and replied. "I'm leaving tomorrow."
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

*uproariously 喧嚣地;热闹地
*grumble 抱怨;对...表示不满......
# posted by 插座 @ 2008-06-29 18:18 | 正常 分类:上班这件事 |评论(0)| 浏览:305 | 送小红花 推荐指数:0
2008-4-13 星期日(Sunday) 晴
Your Last Question
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.

"Can you tell me how much you charge?" said the client.

"Of course," the lawyer replied,"I charge $200 to answer three questions!"

"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"

"Yes it is," said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"......
# posted by 插座 @ 2008-04-13 23:04 | 正常 分类:上班这件事 |评论(0)| 浏览:225 | 送小红花 推荐指数:0
2008-3-25 星期二(Tuesday) 晴
The Ten Most Wanted Men
Little Johnny's kidergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where thy saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board.
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One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want him very badly."

So Little Johnny asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"......
# posted by 插座 @ 2008-03-25 22:13 | 正常 分类:童言無忌 |评论(0)| 浏览:244 | 送小红花 推荐指数:0
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