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哪四个字足以摧毁所有男人的自信?
作者:fushoubing 提交日期:2008-6-16 0:18:00 正常 | 分类: | 访问量:560

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20
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cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
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Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"
问:哪四个字足以摧毁所有男人的自信?
答:进去了吗?
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Mum advice her daughter "if a boy touched ur breast say DON'T n if he touched ur vegi... say
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STOP IT. 1 week later.the girl told her mum." mum a boy touched my both then i said DON'T
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STOP IT"
妈妈对女儿说:“如果有人对你非礼,他如果摸你上面你就喊“不要.不要”,他如果摸你下面你就喊“
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停.停”,过了几天,妈妈问女儿有没有人对你非礼?女儿说有人对她非礼。妈妈说你喊了吗,女儿说喊
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了。妈妈说你怎么喊的,女儿说:“那天那个人上下同时摸,我就喊“不要停,不要停”!
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of
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da window... I look down & den... i lauf again.
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i want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me. you cry i cry. you laugh i laugh.
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you jump out of the window... I look down & then... i laugh again.
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我想让你知道我们俩的友谊对我意味着许多,你哭我就哭,你笑我也笑,当你从窗户跳下去的时候……我
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向下看着你……接着……我又笑了。
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A peach is a peach. A plum is a plum. A kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues. So open
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ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
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Last night, I needed u so badly, I wanted 2 taste you, I wanted you in me so you could work
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your powers on me but i couldn't find you...Mr. PARACETAMOL!!!
昨天夜里我是那样急切地需要你,我想尝尝你的味道,我想你进入我的体内发挥你的能量,可是我怎么也
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找不到你……啊,我的感冒灵!!!
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I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day,It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable,I was
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supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION.
今天我在商店的橱窗里看见一样“东西”,她有着令人眩晕的可爱和超乎想象的迷人魅力,于是我准备把
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“她”买来送给你……直到我意识到那居然是我在橱窗中的另一个自己。
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You - cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar
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A - ur Attractive
B - ur Beautiful
C - ur Charming
D - ur Delicious
E - ur Exciting
F - ur Funny
G - ur Gorgeous
H - ur Heavenly
Im Just Kidding Loser

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